geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

OH MY GOD.


oogamisackura:

Oh my god i just realized
The ‘Heart’ symbol for Homestuck

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See how it’s only half colored in and its separated from the other half.
Dirk’s ‘other half’ was Jake, and they had a particularly messy breakup. Nepeta gave her heart to Karkat, only to be rejected.
 Meulin’s redboyfriend Kurloz hurt her by turning her deaf in the great honk.
Heart players give a part of their love/affection to their significant other, only to be hurt in return.

kuribohpanties:

名の元へ by CAf
emmyfais:

“I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.” -Source
kaibas-pants:

sailortwerk:

when you vomit at the thought of losing to jonouchi

I can just see Kaiba on the side being like I feel u bro

varldslighet:

varldslighet:

after fridays come the image

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